Don't pee on my head and tell me it's raining!!!

Cause I know the difference!! LOL  So the story goes like this-

It started out like any other normal morning.  I was downstairs messing with my cell phone, trying to figure out why it would not hold a charge.

Enter the culprit...Cooper.

So Coop is downstairs with me begging for food, but I ignored his cries and went upstairs to plug my phone into another outlet.

Cooper proceeded to follow me upstairs and jumped on the bed where I was plugging my phone in and began purring and rubbing himself all over me.  After pushing him away he went to the night stand and began to chow down on the plant that is there.  When I yelled at him to stop he came back over my way, proceeded to turn around and put his hind quarters in my face and spray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As I lay there in shock, I was able to scream out "COOPER!"  He flew out of the room and down the stairs, and as I opened the back door he ran right out.

I stripped the bed down even though only a few drops made it to the bed (most of it was on me).  Then went to the mirror and took a picture with my cell phone for evidence.  After a long shower and 2 shampoos, I felt better.

This crazy story has seemed to brighten the day of all of the family members I have told, especially my nephew, who could not stop laughing.

Why me?